Obviously Tim Sherwood didn’t spend his first night as Swindon Town’s new Director of Football out on the sauce with Wild Al. He’s a grown up, he’s got a job to do.

But if Tim had hit the tiles with the fan who puts the fun into ‘functioning alcoholic’, at some point during the hazy evening, he might have ended up writing his ‘Town To Do’ list on Al’s phone.

And it might have looked something like this…

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