New Swindon Town manager Paul Hart has certainly caused a stir with media attempts to perfect the headline grabbing pun based on his name.

Of course The Washbag won’t be participating in any of this nonsense…

So the various Journalists and blog writers can keep tabs on the Hart puns here is a list of the best…er…I mean worst so far…

We Hart Swindon?

Ritchie says new boss will give Town Hart

Swindon take Hart from managerial change

A Hart for battle

Paul takes Hart from performance

Paul takes Hart from display

Prutton takes Hart from recall

Hartache for fans

So what Paul Hart inspired headlines have we got to look forward to before the end of the season?…

Don’t lose Hart – Repeated again and again after each result…

Lack of a Hitman Hart (thanks Burt!) – Town’s forward line problems persist

Hart attack! – as Town hit five without reply past Brighton

Phoney Hart – He said he could save us from relegation, yet a winless Town under Hart tumble into League Two

Brett Pitman Hart – Paul Hart starts an unlikely pursuit to bring Bristol City striker Brett Pitman to the County Ground to solve our attacking problems

To death do us Hart – Andrew Fitton goes all Ricky Hunt and offers Paul Hart a 10 year deal to manage Swindon Town and declares if Harts goes…I go.

Hart-throb? – Paul Hart becomes an unlikely pin-up to the women of Swindon after celebrating staying up by ripping his shirt off to reveal a beer belly to be proud of.

Hart and Soul – Hart reveals the true secret to avoiding the drop….playing Mowtown to the squad in the changing room in the pre-match build-up.

Hart burn! – Paul Hart sets fire to Danny Wilson’s old training kit in a ritual burning sacrifice in the County Ground centre circle, an offering to Swindon God Don Rogers, after the players habitually referred to Paul as Danny in training.

Achy breaky Hart – As the Town goals go in, Paul Hart starts to lead the bench in a bizarre line dance celebration.

Paul Hart to Hart – The pressure takes it’s toll as Town edge nearer to relegation as Paul Hart starts to go mad and insists on asking himself questions during press conferences.